I’m a perpetually tired mommy of three littles. I worship the God that is Tito’s vodka, and I somehow carve enough time out of each day to be a successful local Realtor. I love my job, my kids, and my husband. Not in that order. And to be clear, any snarkiness that leans in the general direction of said husband is in no way a reflection of our relationship. I am grateful for him, and he best be grateful for me. Or I will plot his death. But carefully enough so I’ll still get that life insurance. Love ya babe! And much love to you for reading this. I hope it makes you giggle.