Confessions of a snarky, Tito's drinking, Mommy of three adorable monsters.
I laid down in my sons bed this evening and he asked if I’d like to sleep in his bed tonight. I appreciated the offer, but my plush king-sized bed was calling my name as I felt the springs in his twin sized bed rearrange themselves under the weight of me. I laid in silence …
Becoming a mother definitely changes you. I could tell you that it’s sort of like when a caterpillar becomes a butterfly – people love that analogy. Even though we’ve learned through science that the caterpillar actually turns into goo inside the cocoon before turning into a butterfly which is actually kind of gross but lends …
Let’s talk about visitors, shall we?
Now, you can try to imagine what it might feel like to nourish a floppy blob, but you don’t really know what it’s like until you actually have to feed the frantic screeching mush ball 12 times a day having not slept in what feels like 10 years.